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Jokes About Musicians - Page 1
Here are some jokes about musicians. There are 5 jokes in this category.
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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Homeless.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Difficult
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
Restaurant
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Sibling Rivalry
Sibling rivalry is for kids
Breed
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
A shampoodle!
Cold
Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
Teletubby
What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
A tubby