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Jokes About Musicians - Page 1

Here are some jokes about musicians. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Musicians
Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Jokes About Musicians
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Jokes About Musicians
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Jokes About Musicians
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Jokes About Musicians
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Onya who?
Onya marks, get set, go.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?


Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.