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Jokes About Musicians - Page 1


Here are some jokes about musicians. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Musicians
Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Jokes About Musicians
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Jokes About Musicians
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Jokes About Musicians
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Jokes About Musicians
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Animal

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.

Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.