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Jokes About Musicians - Page 1


Here are some jokes about musicians. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Musicians
Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Jokes About Musicians
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Jokes About Musicians
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Jokes About Musicians
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Jokes About Musicians
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Onya.
Onya who?
Onya marks, get set, go.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!

Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.