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Jokes About Musicians - Page 1

Here are some jokes about musicians. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Musicians
Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Jokes About Musicians
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Jokes About Musicians
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Jokes About Musicians
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Jokes About Musicians
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

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Let me who?
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A tubby