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Jokes About Easter - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

We've got a little collection of Easter jokes and funny stories that are sure to make you crack up. There are 2 jokes in this category.

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What is large and purple and likes to hug your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney.

If you crossed a leprechaun with the Easter Bunny, what would you get?
The Easter Blarney.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Insults

Your elevator is stuck between floors.

Writing on the Wall

Don't study medicine and law at the same time; it tries your patients

Restaurants Food

Customer: Waiter, what's your name?
Waiter: George, but everyone calls me pool cue.
Customer: Why do they call you that?
Waiter: Because I work much better with a tip.

Insults

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

Car Drivers

Overheard by a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'

Miscellaneous

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

Insults

If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's invulnerable.

Cows

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.