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Joke Topic - 'Working' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Working'.
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
His mind is on vacation, but his mouth is working overtime.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
When he is a boxer.
Bakers
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Because he kneaded the dough.
Dizzy
Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Dentists
What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
A bit long in the tooth.
Fools
You are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
Who said that?
Singing
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
Elvis Parsley.
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.