Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Waiter
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Waffles
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
waffle?
A woofle.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.