Walking
John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly swimming around in my soup.'
'No, sir. Actually, that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
'No, sir. Actually, that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
Water
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Knee-deep.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
Water
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Waiters
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'
'I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor.'
'I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor.'
Waiters
Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Watches
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.