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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
That's your soup, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
Waitress
You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Waiters
Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
Waiters
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
Waiters
How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Waiters
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
Waiters
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.