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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Waffles - Waiter - Waiters - Waitress - Wake Up - Wales - Walk - Wallet - Wallets - Walt Disney - Wanted - Wash - Watch - Watchdogs - Watches - Watchman - Water - Waterbed - Wave - Weak.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'

Waiters

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.

Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.

Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.