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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
The breast stroke, sir.
Waiter
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Waiters
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
A hen that lays tables.
Waiters
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Waiters
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Waiters
Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
Waiters
Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.