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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Waffles - Waiter - Waiters - Waitress - Wake Up - Wales - Walk - Wallet - Wallets - Walt Disney - Wanted - Wash - Watch - Watchdogs - Watches - Watchman - Water - Waterbed - Wave - Weak.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.

Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Waiters

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

Waiters

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

Waiters

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."