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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Waiter
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Waffles
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
waffle?
A woofle.
A woofle.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
The breast stroke, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.