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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Waffles - Waiter - Waiters - Waitress - Wake Up - Wales - Walk - Wallet - Wallets - Walt Disney - Wanted - Wash - Watch - Watchdogs - Watches - Watchman - Water - Waterbed - Wave - Weak.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.

Waitress

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.

Waiters

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.

Waiters

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Waiters

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

Waiters

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.