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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Waffles - Waiter - Waiters - Waitress - Wake Up - Wales - Walk - Wallet - Wallets - Walt Disney - Wanted - Wash - Watch - Watchdogs - Watches - Watchman - Water - Waterbed - Wave - Weak.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.

Waiter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

Waiters

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Waiters

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.

Waiters

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

Waiters

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.