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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Waffles - Waiter - Waiters - Waitress - Wake Up - Wales - Walk - Wallet - Wallets - Walt Disney - Wanted - Wash - Watch - Watchdogs - Watches - Watchman - Water - Waterbed - Wave - Weak.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

Waiter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Waffles

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.

Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.

Waiters

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.