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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
That's your soup, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Waiter
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Waiters
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
Waiters
Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Waiters
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."