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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Waffles - Waiter - Waiters - Waitress - Wake Up - Wales - Walk - Wallet - Wallets - Walt Disney - Wanted - Wash - Watch - Watchdogs - Watches - Watchman - Water - Waterbed - Wave - Weak.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'


Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.


Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.


You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'


Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.


What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.