Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
Water
What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
Light bulbs.
Waiters
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
A hen that lays tables.
Watches
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
Water
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Knee-deep.
Watches
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Water
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
Water
Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
A tap on the ankle.