Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Waiter
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Waiters
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
Waiters
Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Waiters
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."