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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
The breast stroke, sir.
Waiters
Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
Waiter
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Waitress
You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
Waiters
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
Waffles
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
waffle?
A woofle.
A woofle.
Waiters
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
A hen that lays tables.