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Joke Topic - 'Veterinarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Veterinarians'.

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How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!


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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

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