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Joke Topic - 'Veterinarians' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Veterinarians'.
A man brings his Rottweiler dog to the animal clinic. My dog has a squint. Could you possibly help him in any way? The veterinarian adds, "Well, let's examine him." He picks up the dog, looks into its eyes, and then checks its teeth.
Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy
Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy
How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to replace the lightbulb and two more to voice their displeasure that an MD charges 10 times as much for the identical procedure!
Three: one to replace the lightbulb and two more to voice their displeasure that an MD charges 10 times as much for the identical procedure!
My brother said, 'Mum, I feel sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Change A Lightbulb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many doyouthink it takes?
How many doyouthink it takes?
Ghosts
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
They only run a skeleton service.
Months
Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
All of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
Ducks
What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
Duckumentaries.
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: OK, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Doctor: OK, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
Detectives
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Sherlock Bones.
Pizza
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
Whales
Save the whales - collect the whole set