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Joke Topic - 'Veterinarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Veterinarians'.

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How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!


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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Lies

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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Diamonds

What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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