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Joke Topic - 'Veterinarians' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Veterinarians'.

A man brings his Rottweiler dog to the animal clinic. My dog has a squint. Could you possibly help him in any way? The veterinarian adds, "Well, let's examine him." He picks up the dog, looks into its eyes, and then checks its teeth.
Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy

How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to replace the lightbulb and two more to voice their displeasure that an MD charges 10 times as much for the identical procedure!

My brother said, 'Mum, I feel sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

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Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
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Dogs

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Mothers

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.