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Joke Topic - 'Veterinarians'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Veterinarians'.
How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
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Nothing can get under their skin.
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Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
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Who's there?
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In a pack of cards.
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