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Joke Topic - 'Veterinarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Veterinarians'.

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How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!


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