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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquist - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victim.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vampires

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!

Vampires

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Vacation

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

Vacations

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!