Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
Vacations
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Vampires
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Vacations
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
Vampires
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Vacations
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
Vegetables
What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
Vegetables
What kinds of foods do humanitarians eat if vegetarians eat vegetables?
Vegetables
What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
Vampires
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.