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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquist - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victim.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

Vampires

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!

Vacation

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.

Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

Vacation

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

Vampires

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.