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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquist - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victim.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Vampires

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Vampires

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.