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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'
Vacations
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Because they have nobody to go with.
Vampires
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Blood vessels.
Vampire
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
It was love at first bite!
Vacation
How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.
They itchhike.
Vampires
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Vacation
What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
Moo Zealand.
Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Bat-minton.
Vampires
What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
Decoffinated.
Vacations
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
So that they can have a spell in the sun.