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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


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The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacations - Vampires - Vegetables - Vegetarians - Vending Machines - Ventriloquists - Veterinarians - Vicars - Violins - Voices.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

Vacations

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

Vacations

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

Vampires

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Vacations

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.

Vegetables

What kinds of foods do humanitarians eat if vegetarians eat vegetables?

Vegetables

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

Vampires

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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