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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquist - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victim.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vampires

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.

Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.

Vacation

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

Vampires

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.

Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.

Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Vacation

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.