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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquist - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victim.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vacations

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Vacation

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.

Vampires

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.

Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

Vacations

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.