Joke Topic - 'Vanity'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vanity'.

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

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