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Joke Topic - 'Vanity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vanity'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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A Musician

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

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