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Joke Topic - 'Vanity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vanity'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!

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