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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.


Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

How do undertakers speak?

Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."


What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.


What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.


Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.


Old policemen never die, they just cop out.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

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