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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.


Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

How do undertakers speak?

Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.

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What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.


Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.


Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."


Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?


Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

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