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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken-down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

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What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

Pencils

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

Books

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

Schools

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.

Pigs

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.
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