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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.


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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

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