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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Gravely.
Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken-down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Mothers
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Games
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Hyde-and-seek.
Deja Vu
Please, no deja vu. I don't want to go through that again.
Bees
What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
Zombees.
Candles
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Let's go out tonight.
Let's go out tonight.
Potatoes
What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
A jacket potato.
Snow
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
They melted.
Horses
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Complaining
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her or something like that.