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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

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