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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Gravely.
Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships.
Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's
not the rigger Mort is.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
Frogs
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
Bats
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
You're real fun to hang around with.
Sleeping
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
Inventors
Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
They were the Wrong Brothers.
Policemen
Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
Who said that?
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