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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.


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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Politicians

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Job

I like my job it's the work I hate.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

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