Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships.
Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's
not the rigger Mort is.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mickey Mouse
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
Computers
Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Accountant
Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
Sheepdog
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Pizza
What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
Managers
The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
Football
Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.