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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.


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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

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