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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.


Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

How do undertakers speak?

Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.

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What's that up the road? A head?


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Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'

Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

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