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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.


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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

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