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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Unable - Uncle - Uncles - Undercover - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Ungrateful - Unpopular - Unqualified - Unreliable - Untidy - Unwilling - Unwind.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Unable

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

Umbrella

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

Ugly

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Ugly

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

Ugly

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

UFO

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

Ugly

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

Umpire

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.