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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Unable - Uncle - Uncles - Undercover - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Ungrateful - Unpopular - Unqualified - Unreliable - Untidy - Unwilling - Unwind.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Umbrella

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

Ugly

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Ugly

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.

UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

Ugly

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

Umpire

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

Ugly

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.