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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'
Umbrella
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
Ugly
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Ugly
My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking
how big she would get ...
Umpire
What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
He gets a job as an umpire.
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
An unidentified crying object.
Ugly
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
Umpire
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his
lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Ugly
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
The Incredible Sulk.