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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Unable - Uncle - Uncles - Undercover - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Ungrateful - Uniform - Unpopular - Unqualified - Unreliable - Unsaid - Untidy.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Unable

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.

Ugly

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Umbrella

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Ugly

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

Ugly

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

Umpire

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.