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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'
Unable
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
A glass jar.
Umbrella
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
Ugly
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Ugly
My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking
how big she would get ...
Ugly
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Umbrellas
What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
An umbrella.
UFO
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
A UF ho ho ho!
Ugly
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
Umpire
When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
When he makes a call.