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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Unable - Uncle - Uncles - Undercover - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Ungrateful - Unpopular - Unqualified - Unreliable - Untidy - Unwilling - Unwind.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Umbrella

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

Ugly

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

UFO

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

Ugly

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.

Ugly

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Umpire

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

Unable

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.