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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Ufo - Ugly - Umbrellas - Umpires - Uncles - Understand - Undertakers.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Ugly

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Ufo

What do you get if you cross a baby with a UFO?
An unidentified crying object.

Ufo

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

Ugly

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Ugly

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Uncles

My uncle is a man of letters. He works for the post office.

Understand

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

Umbrellas

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

Uncles

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

Uncles

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
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