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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Unable - Uncle - Uncles - Undercover - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Ungrateful - Uniform - Unpopular - Unqualified - Unreliable - Unsaid - Untidy.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Ugly

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Umbrellas

What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.

Ugly

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Umpire

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

Umbrella

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

Ugly

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.