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Joke Topic - 'Trees'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Trees'.

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A little withered old man walks into a timber company office, and applies for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea. After all, he is old, small, and looks much too weak to fell trees.
The old man picks up an axe and walks over to a huge redwood. As he goes to work, a high-pitched whine comes from the axe, chips of wood fly everwhere, and the odor of burning wood fills the air. In record time, the old man has finished chopping down the tree.
"That's just astounding,"the foreman says, "wherever did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"Well now," the old man smiles, "have you ever heard of the Sahara Forest?"
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Sure, that's what it's called NOW..."
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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.


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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.
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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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