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Joke Topic - 'Trees'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Trees'.

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A little withered old man walks into a timber company office, and applies for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea. After all, he is old, small, and looks much too weak to fell trees.
The old man picks up an axe and walks over to a huge redwood. As he goes to work, a high-pitched whine comes from the axe, chips of wood fly everwhere, and the odor of burning wood fills the air. In record time, the old man has finished chopping down the tree.
"That's just astounding,"the foreman says, "wherever did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"Well now," the old man smiles, "have you ever heard of the Sahara Forest?"
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Sure, that's what it's called NOW..."
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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

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