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Joke Topic - 'Trees'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Trees'.

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A little withered old man walks into a timber company office, and applies for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea. After all, he is old, small, and looks much too weak to fell trees.
The old man picks up an axe and walks over to a huge redwood. As he goes to work, a high-pitched whine comes from the axe, chips of wood fly everwhere, and the odor of burning wood fills the air. In record time, the old man has finished chopping down the tree.
"That's just astounding,"the foreman says, "wherever did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"Well now," the old man smiles, "have you ever heard of the Sahara Forest?"
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Sure, that's what it's called NOW..."
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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.


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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Book

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.

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