Talking
Keep talking; someday, you'll say something intelligent.
Taxes
You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
Teachers
Old teachers do not die; they simply lose their class.
Teachers
Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
Tales
Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
Teachers
Old teachers never die; they just grade away.
Teachers
I went to high school for so long that the other students brought me apples. They thought I was the teacher.
Tales
What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
Tarzan
What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?
Jungle Bells.
Teachers
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!