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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T'

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The joke topics listed on this page are: - Tales - Talking - Tarzan - Taxes - Taxi - Teachers - Teams - Teddy Bears - Teenagers - Teeth.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper airplane, and someone hijacked it.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!

I went to high school for so long that the other students brought me apples. They thought I was the teacher.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name six things that have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yogurt, cream - and three cows!

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.