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Joke Topic - 'Today' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Today'.
If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Crab
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
He was caught pinching things.
Firemen
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are useless.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
Cannibals
Have you heard about the cannibal who applied to join the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
He wanted to grill his suspects.
Dogs
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
They get jet wag.
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the 'udder' side !!!!!
To get to the 'udder' side !!!!!
Bees
What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
A bee with a cold.
Elephants
How does an elephant get down from a tree?
It doesn't; you get down from a duck.
It doesn't; you get down from a duck.