Joke Topic - 'Time' - 7 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

There's no future in time travel

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.