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Joke Topic - 'Thoughts' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Thoughts'.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Crying
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
Graveyards
Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
Because people were dying to get in.
Teachers
I went to high school for so long that the other students brought me apples. They thought I was the teacher.
Sherlock Holmes
Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
Fired
My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
Elephants
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
An elephant with a machine gun.
Lemons
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Because it was yellow.
Girlfriends
My last girlfriend was so ugly that when she worked in a pet store, people kept asking how big she would get.
Boxers
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.