Joke Topic - 'Thoughts' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Thoughts'.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Printed in a newspaper - The relationship that started while Hugh and Ruth attended grammar school together will end with their marriage.

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband.
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately, he's not a working model.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them.'

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?