Joke Topic - 'Thinking' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Thinking'.

I think, therefore, I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

I used to think.
What made you stop?

Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.

You must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing was deaf, so I bought it a herring aid.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!