Joke Topic - 'Thinking' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Thinking'.

I think, therefore, I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

I used to think.
What made you stop?

Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.

You must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.