Joke Topic - 'Thieves' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Thieves'.

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

My credit card was stolen last Friday, but I decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than my wife.

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.

Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and sto

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Judge: 'Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: 'Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end...'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.