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Joke Topic - 'Thieves'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Thieves'.

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A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. When asked to comment, a police spokesman said, "they have nothing to go on."


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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?

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