Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. When asked to comment, a police spokesman said, "they have nothing to go on."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Human
To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
Sliced Bread
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Magicians
What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
Vegetables
What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Idiots
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Carols
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
Bees
What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?