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Joke Topic - 'Thieves' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Thieves'.
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
2>My credit card was stolen last Friday, but I decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than my wife.
2>Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
1>What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
1>This is a stickup!
What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
1>A crime wave.
Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and sto
1>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
1>Spoiled milk.
Witches
What do witches sing at Christmas?
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
1>'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
Moles
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
1>Where in earth have you been?
Kilts
Did you hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
1>Eyes
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
1>Squirrels
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
1>You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Blondes
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
1>One. She holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
Worry
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
1>Bananas
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
1>It wasn't peeling well.