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Joke Topic - 'Telephones' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Telephones'.
A born loser is somebody who calls the telephone number scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall—and his wife answers.
What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
A golden receiver.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
A lot of crackling on the line.
When is a baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call?
When he makes a call?
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Trumpets
What would you get if you crossed a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
A snake in the brass.
Cannibals
Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said, 'Your wife makes a great soup.'
'Yes,' said the other one, 'but I'm sure gonna miss her.'
One cannibal said, 'Your wife makes a great soup.'
'Yes,' said the other one, 'but I'm sure gonna miss her.'
Judges
Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
The judge found him guilty of forging.
Noses
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Hide its trainers.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
Milk with a kick to it.
Dizzy
Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Musicians
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that, it isn't empty.
One. After that, it isn't empty.
Skeletons
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Because they have nobody to go with.