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Joke Topic - 'Teeth' - 12 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 12 jokes on the topic - 'Teeth'.
Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
He gave her falsetto teeth.
Doctor, Doctor, I've got rotten teeth, bad breath, and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Head Nurse: How is that new patient doing?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday, he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday, he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars. They come out every night.
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
The judge asked the dentist: 'Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?'
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
Fill me in when you get back.
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
A bit long in the tooth.
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
To have his teeth crowned!