Joke Topic - 'Talking' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Talking'.

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

Keep talking; someday, you'll say something intelligent.

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

What has a big mouth but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
'Hey, what's eating you?'

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

Police Officer: Why are you driving your car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a carpool.

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

What is a mummy's favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!