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Joke Topic - 'Talking'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talking'.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

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