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Joke Topic - 'Talking'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talking'.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

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"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.


What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.


What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.


Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?

Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al who?
Al be seeing you.


How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.

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