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Joke Topic - 'Talking'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talking'.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

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Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?


Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."


What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?


What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

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