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Joke Topic - 'Talking'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Talking'.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
Keep talking; someday, you'll say something intelligent.
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
A blab-boon.
What has a big mouth but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
A glass jar.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Drunks
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Dogs
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
They get jet wag.
Husbands
Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Cannibals
The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
'Oh no!' he groaned. 'Not snake and pygmy pie again.'
'Oh no!' he groaned. 'Not snake and pygmy pie again.'
Cats
Cats flattened while you watch.
Ants
What do you call a ninety-year-old ant?
An antique.
An antique.
Bus Drivers
How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
Birds
My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
I said, 'A headbanger.