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Joke Topic - 'Students' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Students'.

A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, 'This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?'
One student inquires, 'How many questions will their be?'
Another student asks, 'Will the exam require essay answers?'
A third wants to know, 'Who's the printer?'

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

I is a university student

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Motorists

Twelve-year-old's essay on 'What would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!

Human

To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Joking

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.

Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.

Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.