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Joke Topic - 'Students' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Students'.
A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, 'This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?'
One student inquires, 'How many questions will their be?'
Another student asks, 'Will the exam require essay answers?'
A third wants to know, 'Who's the printer?'
One student inquires, 'How many questions will their be?'
Another student asks, 'Will the exam require essay answers?'
A third wants to know, 'Who's the printer?'
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
I is a university student
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
Something from another universe -ity.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Sneezing
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
Cashew!
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
Judges
Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Scottish
How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Terrier-fied.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've got rotten teeth, bad breath, and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Failure
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Coffee
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Count Dunkula.
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!