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Joke Topic - 'Student'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Student'.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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The Ark
Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
Octal
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Death
Death is hereditary
Marriage
My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
Prison
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
A: A small Medium at large.
Thieves
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Bats
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
You're real fun to hang around with.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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