Moles
How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
Clowns
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
Skeletons
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Fish
I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing was deaf, so I bought it a herring aid.
Blondes
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
Cats
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when the only sparkle in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
Cars
Who do you call someone who does humorous car drawings?
A car-toonist.
Donuts
Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.