Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Strawberries
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
Paranoid
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?
Pigs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Elephants
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Spaceman
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
Marriage
Marriage - a three-ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.