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Joke Topic - 'Steamrollers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Steamrollers'.

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

Eyes

Eye drops off the shelf

Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married and, at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m.

Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.

Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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