Cars
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher's mutt.
Boyfriends
Mary: My boyfriend has a wonderful personality.
Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.
Fish
Why are fish so smart?
Because they like swimming in schools.
Notice
I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.
Bakers
Why did everyone find the baker's jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Bees
What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
Business
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Cannibals
Have you heard about the cannibal who applied to join the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.