Joke Topic - 'Steamrollers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Steamrollers'.

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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They go by octobus.

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What is pink and goes 'knio, knio?'
A backward pig.

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.

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