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Joke Topic - 'Stealing' - 11 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Stealing'.
'Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things. Can you give me something for it?'
'Try these pills. And if they don't work, bring me back a DVD player.'
'Try these pills. And if they don't work, bring me back a DVD player.'
Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
He was put in a dry cell.
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Have you taken anything for it?
Judge: You are accused of stealing garments from the clothesline of a convent. What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: I promise I won't make a habit of it.
Defendant: I promise I won't make a habit of it.
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
A robber duckie.
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
A purr-snatcher.
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
A purr snatcher.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Bonnie and Clydesdale.