An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own.
This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings. As the rabbit grew up, however, it soon faced an identity crisis. It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. It said how it felt different from
its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the universe, and was generally forlorn. Their response was,
"Don't scurry, be hoppy."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas Day
What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
Baseball
What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
Boxers
This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
Green
What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Monkeys
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
Fishing
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
Student
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.