Joke Topic - 'Squirrels' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Squirrels'.

An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately, though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings. As the rabbit grew up, however, it soon faced an identity crisis. It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. It said how it felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the universe, and was generally forlorn. Their response was,
'Don't scurry, be hoppy.'

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why do squirrels always 'live happily ever afterward'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

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