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Joke Topic - 'Squirrels'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Squirrels'.

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An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings. As the rabbit grew up, however, it soon faced an identity crisis. It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. It said how it felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the universe, and was generally forlorn. Their response was,
"Don't scurry, be hoppy."
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How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.


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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Mummies

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!

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