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Joke Topic - 'Squirrels'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Squirrels'.

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An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings. As the rabbit grew up, however, it soon faced an identity crisis. It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. It said how it felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the universe, and was generally forlorn. Their response was,
"Don't scurry, be hoppy."
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How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.


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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Boxers

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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Green

What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

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