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Joke Topic - 'Squirrels' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Squirrels'.
An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately, though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings. As the rabbit grew up, however, it soon faced an identity crisis. It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. It said how it felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the universe, and was generally forlorn. Their response was,
'Don't scurry, be hoppy.'
4>'Don't scurry, be hoppy.'
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
1>You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Why do squirrels always 'live happily ever afterward'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
2>Because they have furry tail ends.
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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
2>Judges
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
2>They serve in the court.
Frogs
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
2>You croak.
Christmas
What is red and white, and it gives gifts to good little fish at Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
2>Sandy Claws.
Cops
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
2>None. It turned itself in.
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
2>Robert Burns.
Cows
What TV program is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
2>Moos At Ten.
Fast
Please don't honk; I'm pedaling as quickly as I can.
2>Bananas
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
2>Peels of laughter.