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Joke Topic - 'Speeding' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Speeding'.

A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, 'What will you take: 30 days or $30?'
The man thought and replied, 'I think I'll take the money.'
After a police officer has stopped a driver for speeding, he tells him to get out of the car. He looks the man over and says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice that your eyes are a little bloodshot." Have you had a drink?
The man gets angry and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
Motorist: 'But, officer, I was speeding because I'm late for an appointment with my lawyer.'
Policeman: 'Well, now you've got something else to tell him.'

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