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Joke Topic - 'Speeding' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Speeding'.
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, 'What will you take: 30 days or $30?'
The man thought and replied, 'I think I'll take the money.'
The man thought and replied, 'I think I'll take the money.'
After a police officer has stopped a driver for speeding, he tells him to get out of the car. He looks the man over and says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice that your eyes are a little bloodshot." Have you had a drink?
The man gets angry and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
The man gets angry and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
Motorist: 'But, officer, I was speeding because I'm late for an appointment with my lawyer.'
Policeman: 'Well, now you've got something else to tell him.'
Policeman: 'Well, now you've got something else to tell him.'
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Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
Ufo
What do you get if you cross a baby with a UFO?
An unidentified crying object.
An unidentified crying object.
Boxers
Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
Ghosts
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Golf
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
Ducks
What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
Duckumentaries.
Ghosts
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Mother-in-law
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
Pigs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Because he was such a ham.