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Joke Topic - 'Speaking'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Speaking'.

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"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"


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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Cowboys

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
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Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

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