Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
Cows
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
Cats
What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
Marriage
Marriage: The first union to defy management.
Dogs
What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
Engineers
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
Onion
Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
Bees
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
Politicians
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell
all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.