Joke Topic - 'Speaking'

Now where did I park my hard drive?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.