Joke Topic - 'Speaking' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Speaking'.

'Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?'

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What is very smelly and is spoken mostly in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.

I wouldn't say my husband is thin, but he looks like a thermometer when he wears a red necktie.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blonde?
Some people have seen Bigfoot.

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.