Tarzan
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
Cats
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
Rush
Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.
Musicians
What do you call a musician whose girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Songs
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Lightbulbs
How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
Students
How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
Books
Old bookkeepers never die; they just lose their figures.
Blondes
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.