Joke Topic - 'Speaking' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Speaking'.

'Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?'

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

What goes 'quick, quick'?
A duck with the hiccups.

I went to the doctor; it was pretty serious. He gave me six months to live. But he gave me another six months when I couldn't pay his bill.

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are useless.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours