Joke Topic - 'Speaking'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Speaking'.

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"

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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

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