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Joke Topic - 'Speaking' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Speaking'.

'Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?'
Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

Rush

Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.

Musicians

What do you call a musician whose girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

Songs

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

Lightbulbs

How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.

Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

Books

Old bookkeepers never die; they just lose their figures.

Blondes

Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
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