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Joke Topic - 'Speaking'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Speaking'.

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"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"


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Teddy Bear

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

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