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Joke Topic - 'Speaking' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Speaking'.
'Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?'
Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Tarzan
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
In a jungle sale.
Cats
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
They were a purr-fect match.
Rush
Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.
Musicians
What do you call a musician whose girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Homeless.
Songs
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Lightbulbs
How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
Students
How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
Books
Old bookkeepers never die; they just lose their figures.
Blondes
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
They think someone is taking their picture.