Joke Topic - 'Spaghetti' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spaghetti'.

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

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