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Joke Topic - 'Space' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Space'.
What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Steer Wars.
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
To help look for Pluto.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.
The Souper Bowl.
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Dogs
Every dog has its day; only a dog with a broken tail has a weak end.
Football
What is a football supporter's favorite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
Yule never walk alone.
Kings
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
To have his teeth crowned!
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
Scotsmen
Have you heard about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
He couldn't do a fling with it.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
A croakanut.
Bananas
Did you hear about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
He woke up the whole bunch.