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Joke Topic - 'Space' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Space'.
What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Steer Wars.
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
To help look for Pluto.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Potatoes
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
A UF ho ho ho!
Prunes
Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
He's been on the run for the last month.
Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
They Kermit suicide.
Pirates
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Because he had left it off his hook.
Scotsmen
Did you hear about the Scotsman who gave a waiter a tip?
The horse lost.
The horse lost.
Horses
The thunder god went for a ride on his favorite horse,
'I'm Thor,' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
'I'm Thor,' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
Dracula
What do you get if you cross Sir Lancelot and Dracula?
A bite in shining armour.
A bite in shining armour.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary, but I don't like you.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary, but I don't like you.