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Joke Topic - 'Sorry'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sorry'.
'Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine.'
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
An Apollo G.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
De-coffin-ated.
Eggs
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
A boom-meringue.
Postmen
Postmen awarded a pound
Farmers
Old farmers don't die; they simply go to seed.
Christmas
What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
Rudolph's nose.
Judges
Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
The judge found him guilty of forging.
Football
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff; I hurt it playing football.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff; I hurt it playing football.
Fish
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
In river banks.
Peanuts
What is red and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
An embarrassed elephant.