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Joke Topic - 'Sorry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sorry'.

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"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.


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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Politicians

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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