Joke Topic - 'Sorry' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sorry'.

'Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine.'

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.

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Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Some people tell political jokes, but we have them!

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock, you know.'
My brother said, 'Well, don't get wound up about it.'

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What do you call a horse that has Venetian blinds?
A zebra.