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Joke Topic - 'Sorry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sorry'.

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"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.


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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.

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