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Joke Topic - 'Sorry'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sorry'.


"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.


How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.


When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.


Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!


I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....


What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.


As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.


What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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