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Joke Topic - 'Sorry'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sorry'.


"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.

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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.


What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.


A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."


What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.


What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.

A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.


Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!


Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.

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