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Joke Topic - 'Sorry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sorry'.

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"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.


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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Trumpets

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Ghost

What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.

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