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Joke Topic - 'Sons' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sons'.
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
He thought two eds were better than one.
The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
'It was enough to make anybody faint,' he said. 'My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
'It was enough to make anybody faint,' he said. 'My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
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Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
A lot of crackling on the line.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
A one ted poster.
Ants
What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
An inf-ant.
Tires
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
I think you need a little tonic.
Soup
Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
He wanted to eat his words.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
Life
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?