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Joke Topic - 'Sons' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sons'.
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
He thought two eds were better than one.
The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
'It was enough to make anybody faint,' he said. 'My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
'It was enough to make anybody faint,' he said. 'My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
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Doctors
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Caught
Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
He caught his wife in the act.
Beer
What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
'Ale, Caesar?'
Laughter
You should laugh at your problems; everyone else does.
Politics
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
Art
Why was the art dealer unable to pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
He had run out of Monet.
Idiots
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Blondes
What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
An Interpreter.
An Interpreter.
Father Christmas
Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!