Joke Topic - 'Soap' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Soap'.

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap, please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

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Men are like Used Cars.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.

Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells.

Marriage - a three-ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry, it's just a gilt complex!