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Joke Topic - 'Soap'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Soap'.

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Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.


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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'

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