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Joke Topic - 'Soap'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Soap'.


Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.


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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.


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"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."


Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.


Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow


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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

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