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Joke Topic - 'Soap'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Soap'.

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Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Cannibals

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

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