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Joke Topic - 'Soap'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Soap'.

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Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.


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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

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