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Joke Topic - 'Soap'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Soap'.


Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

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Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

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