Joke Topic - 'Soap' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Soap'.

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap, please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

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Wife: One more word from you, and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck.

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes, sir, you've bought a new golf bag.

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

First Cannibal: 'Have you seen the dentist?'
Second Cannibal: 'Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.'