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Joke Topic - 'Snoring' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Snoring'.
Did you hear about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
He woke up the whole bunch.
Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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