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Joke Topic - 'Snoring'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snoring'.

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Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.


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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Shopping

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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