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Joke Topic - 'Snoring'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snoring'.


Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.

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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.


What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.


What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.


What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.


What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

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