Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change
a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
Shopping
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Mouse
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Dentists
I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
Sing
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Woodworm
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.