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Joke Topic - 'Snoring'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snoring'.

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Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.


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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

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