Joke Topic - 'Snoring' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Snoring'.

Did you hear about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

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Marriage: The first union to defy management.

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
No.
Reply: Good!

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.

School children march over new teachers

Henry: Darling. Will you marry me?
Jane: No. But I will always admire your good taste.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

What do you call an eight-legged cat who enjoys swimming?
An octopuss.