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Joke Topic - 'Snoring' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Snoring'.

Did you hear about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

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