Joke Topic - 'Snoring'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snoring'.

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.

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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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