Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
My uncle said, 'How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
I said, 'I don't know. How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
He said, 'Take away his rattle.'
Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other
in the woods. Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur
and said, 'You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit.' Then the rabbit
started feeling the snake and said, 'And you are cold and slithery. You
must be a lawyer.'
What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.