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Joke Topic - 'Snakes' - 10 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Snakes'.
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue.
Mother snake: Yes, honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue.
In the forest, a snake and a rabbit once ran across each other. They were both blind. "You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit," the snake replied after beginning to feel the rabbit's fur. The rabbit then began to feel its way around the snake, saying, "And you are cold and slithery." You have to be a lawyer.
My uncle said, 'How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
I said, 'I don't know. How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
He said, 'Take away his rattle.'
I said, 'I don't know. How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
He said, 'Take away his rattle.'
What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
Mountie Python.
What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
A civil serpent.
What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake?
A feather boa constrictor.
A feather boa constrictor.
What do you get if you cross a newborn snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
A bouncing baby boa.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.