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Joke Topic - 'Snails'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Snails'.

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I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realized! He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red "S" on it. When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red "S" on the car? Simple, the snail replied when people see my car go zooming down the, track I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

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