Joke Topic - 'Snails' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Snails'.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now, his dream could be realized! He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red 'S' on it. When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red 'S' on the car. Simple, the snail replied when people see my car go zooming down the track, I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

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Work

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
I first created the sun, then the earth.

Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

Clowns

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.

Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.

Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper airplane, and someone hijacked it.

Chocolate

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

Chefs

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!