Joke Topic - 'Snails' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Snails'.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now, his dream could be realized! He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red 'S' on it. When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red 'S' on the car. Simple, the snail replied when people see my car go zooming down the track, I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

Boyfriends

Mary: My boyfriend has a wonderful personality.
Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.

Vacations

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they go on vacation?
The bear essentials.

Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.

Doors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!

Politics

Some people tell political jokes, but we have them!

Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.