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Joke Topic - 'Smart'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

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Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
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He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

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