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Joke Topic - 'Smart'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

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Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
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He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Spaceman

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

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