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Joke Topic - 'Smart' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.
Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!
Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
He's as smart as a politician and as honest.
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Because it has more cents.
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Engineers
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.
None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.
Dogs
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do
Fools
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
Justice
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Men
Did you hear about the man who liked to put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week?
By Friday, he could hardly get his shoes on.
By Friday, he could hardly get his shoes on.
Steamrollers
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
He said, 'Crumbs.'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
Budgies
What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
A budget.
Mother-in-law
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.