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Joke Topic - 'Smart'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

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Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.

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