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Joke Topic - 'Smart'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.


Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.


How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....


Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.


What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.


He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.

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