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Joke Topic - 'Smart'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.
Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a
woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
He's as smart as a politician is honest.
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
Bananas
Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Because they hang around in bunches.
Politicians
Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
Managers
The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
Amnesia
Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
Cannibals
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
Extra large, with everybody on it.
The Sun
Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
A: The outside.
Bees
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
A babe-bee.
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