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Joke Topic - 'Smart'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

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Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
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He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Talk

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

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