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Joke Topic - 'Smart'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

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Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
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He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Egyptian

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Cowboys

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
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Ponies

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

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