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Joke Topic - 'Smart' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!
Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
He's as smart as a politician and as honest.
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs, and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

Mice

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.

Stupid

How many jerks who ask dumb questions does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it to what?

Cars

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I review your notes.

Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift-wrap a life?

Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
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