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Joke Topic - 'Smart'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

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Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Blisters

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

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