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Joke Topic - 'Smart'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.


Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.

He's as smart as a politician is honest.

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.


Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.


The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.


Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!


What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.


What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

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