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Joke Topic - 'Smart'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Smart'.

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Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
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He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

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