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Joke Topic - 'Sleeping'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sleeping'.

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Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.


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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.

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