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Joke Topic - 'Sleeping' - 9 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Sleeping'.
Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
Hi, this is Dave. I'm out right now. This means I'm either asleep or not here. I'll get back to you when I return or regain consciousness, whichever comes first.
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
You rocket.
Jess: I haven't slept for days, and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
A roaming Catholic.
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.
To catch up on his sleep.