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Joke Topic - 'Skunks' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Skunks'.
How many skunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A phew.
A phew.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
A fowl smell.
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Because he had a stinking cold.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Donuts
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Lawyers
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
Cannibals
What did the cannibals say to their next-door neighbors?
We'd love to have you over for dinner!'
We'd love to have you over for dinner!'
False Teeth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Ducks
What goes 'quick, quick'?
A duck with the hiccups.
A duck with the hiccups.
Houses
People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
Cows
What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
Och aye the moo.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Fools
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?