Joke Topic - 'Skunks' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Skunks'.

How many skunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A phew.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

What is very smelly and is spoken mostly in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

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What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.