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Joke Topic - 'Skunks' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Skunks'.
How many skunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A phew.
1>A phew.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
1>A fowl smell.
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
1>It raises a stink!
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
1>Because he had a stinking cold.
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Dentists
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
1>To get her teeth crowned.
Politicians
Why don't political leaders have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
1>Ghosts
Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
1>A skeleton staff took over.
Lawyers
Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
No.
Reply: Good!
1>No.
Reply: Good!
Athletes
What do elves get if athletes get athlete's foot?
Mistle-toes.
1>Mistle-toes.
Dogs
What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
1>A golden receiver.
Married
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
1>They had a crush on each other.
Ghosts
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
1>High spirits!
Girlfriends
Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
1>Girlfriend: It is, and you do!