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Joke Topic - 'Sick'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.


Hypochondriacs make me sick

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

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Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!


Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.


What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.


A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?


What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

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