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Joke Topic - 'Sick'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.

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Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Chosen

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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