Joke Topic - 'Sick' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

Hypochondriacs make me sick

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

My brother said, 'Mum, I feel sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: The resemblance doesn't end there.

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper airplane, and someone hijacked it.

What is green, has two arms, two legs, and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

What Sort of cheese is made backward?
Edam.

Some people tell political jokes, but we have them!

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.