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Joke Topic - 'Sick'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.


Hypochondriacs make me sick

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk


NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.

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