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Joke Topic - 'Sick'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.

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Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

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