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Joke Topic - 'Sick'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.

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Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.

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