Joke Topic - 'Sick' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

Hypochondriacs make me sick

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

My brother said, 'Mum, I feel sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

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Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
'We just report the facts, we don't change them.'

A sign over a cannibal's hut: 'I never met a man I didn't like.'

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
'That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.