Joke Topic - 'Sick' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

Hypochondriacs make me sick

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

My brother said, 'Mum, I feel sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.