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Joke Topic - 'Sick'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sick'.


Hypochondriacs make me sick

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

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How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.


What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.


Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."


What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."


Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.


Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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