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Joke Topic - 'Shadows' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Shadows'.

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.

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Dogs

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'0h,' said Billy, 'He's probably just angry because you're using his dish.'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

Birds

Does your pet bird ever wonder why you're sitting there, staring at the carpeting, when you're reading the newspaper?

Apes

Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.

Love

Jesus loves you, but most people think you are an idiot.

Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.

Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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