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Joke Topic - 'Shadows' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Shadows'.
What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
A shadow.
What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
His own shadow.
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Politicians
Crime is merely politics without excuses.
Santa Claus
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
Breed
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
A shampoodle!
Fireflies
How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
Vampires
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Because they make themselves cross.
Blondes
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
They both can drive you crazy.
Ghosts
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.