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Joke Topic - 'Shadows' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Shadows'.
What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
A shadow.
What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
His own shadow.
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Blondes
What did the blonde say to the physicist?
Why, I just
love
nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Why, I just
love
nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Moles
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
Scottish
What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
I'm fir you.
Dandruff
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dan.
Dan who?
Dandruff!
Who's there?
Dan.
Dan who?
Dandruff!
Thieves
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
Women
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
Annette.
Differences
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down.
A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down.
Kings
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Henry the 1/8th.
Songs
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.