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Joke Topic - 'Sea'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sea'.


Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'

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