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Joke Topic - 'Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sea'.

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Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'


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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise

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