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Joke Topic - 'Sea'


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Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'


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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

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