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Joke Topic - 'Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sea'.

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Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'


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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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Telepathy

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...

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