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Joke Topic - 'Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sea'.

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Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'


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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

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