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Joke Topic - 'Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sea'.

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Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'


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Radio

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

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