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Joke Topic - 'Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sea'.

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Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'


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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

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