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Joke Topic - 'Sea' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sea'.
Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'
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Lawyers
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Politicians
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
Death
Death is hereditary
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
You get a Christmas quacker.
Blondes
Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A man who told one too many blonde jokes.
A man who told one too many blonde jokes.
Cowboys
Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
Lawyers
Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
Girlfriends
I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
Pigs
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
They threw a sowprize party.