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Joke Topic - 'Prehistoric' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prehistoric'.
What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where would you most likely find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
In a moo-seum.
Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
Terror dactyls.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
Work
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
Working
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
Ships
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
To the dock.
Watches
Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
Eyes
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Judges
What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
It's been a very trying day!
Skeletons
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Nothing can get under their skin.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the altar by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
Jilted.