Joke Topic - 'Prehistoric' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prehistoric'.

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Where would you most likely find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.

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Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the calming sound of running water and then remember that you recently bought a waterbed.

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shellfish.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.