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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Paid - Pain - Paint - Pandas - Paranoid - Parents - Parking - Parliament - Parrots - Parties.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.

Don't rush me; I get paid by the hour.

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.

Did you hear about the paranoid bloodhound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.