Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
Painter
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Pages
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Pain
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Paid
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Pampered
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Paid
You worry too much about your job. Stop it.
You're not paid enough to worry.
Pain
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.