Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Pain
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Pain
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
Pain
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Pampered
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Paid
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Paid
Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
Pages
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Paid
You worry too much about your job. Stop it.
You're not paid enough to worry.