Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Painter
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Pain
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Pampered
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
Paid
You worry too much about your job. Stop it.
You're not paid enough to worry.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Paid
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Paid
Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
Pages
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.