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Joke Topic - 'Potatoes' - 7 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Potatoes'.
Definition of a 'commentator' - an average potato.
Once, there lived a family of very snobbish King Edward potatoes. Their daughter had just celebrated her eighteenth birthday, and her parents decided it was time for them to find a suitable match for her. They suggested all the eligible young bachelor potatoes, but no name seemed to satisfy their willful daughter. Finally, in desperation, her mother asked her daughter who she would like to be her husband.
The daughter thought for a moment and then said: 'David Coleman.'
'But, my dear,' said her mother in a shocked voice, 'you can't marry David Coleman. After all, he's only a common rater!'
The daughter thought for a moment and then said: 'David Coleman.'
'But, my dear,' said her mother in a shocked voice, 'you can't marry David Coleman. After all, he's only a common rater!'
What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
A sweet potato.
What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
A jacket potato.
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
Button mushrooms.
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.