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Joke Topic - 'Potatoes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Potatoes'.

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Once there lived a family of very snobbish King Edward potatoes. The daughter of the family had just celebrated her eighteenth birthday and her parents decided that it was time for them to find a suitable match for her. They suggested all the eligible young bachelor potatoes but no name seemed to satisfy their wilful daughter. Finally in desperation her mother asked her daughter who she would like to be her husband.
The daughter thought for a moment and then said: 'David Coleman.'
'But, my dear,' said her mother in a shocked voice, 'you can't marry David Coleman. After all, he's only a common rater!'
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Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.


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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

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