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Joke Topic - 'Politics' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Politics'.
It's quite amusing how, in America, we've managed to find the perfect word to describe politics. You see, 'poli' in Latin means 'many,' and 'tics' means 'bloodsucking creatures.'
Some people tell political jokes, but we have them!
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
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Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
Aston vanilla.
Rabbits
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
A bunny ribbit.
Elephants
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Santa Claus
How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
Because he has a black belt!
Snowmen
Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says, 'Can you smell carrots?'.
Mother-in-law
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
Butchers
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Meat.
Everything
What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
A burglar alarm.
Bugs
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out and put new ones in.