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Joke Topic - 'Politics' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Politics'.
It's quite amusing how, in America, we've managed to find the perfect word to describe politics. You see, 'poli' in Latin means 'many,' and 'tics' means 'bloodsucking creatures.'
Some people tell political jokes, but we have them!
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Cows
What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
Och aye the moo.
Politicians
A politician is like a master of deception, always ready to cater to what they think will win over the voters.
Cannibals
A sign over a cannibal's hut: 'I never met a man I didn't like.'
Father Christmas
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
In a ho ho hotel.
Scottish
What is the name of an unhappy mountain range in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
The Grumpians.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
Lightbulbs
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
Judges
Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.