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Joke Topic - 'Politics'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Politics'.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Peeka-boo.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
waffle?
A woofle.
A woofle.
Octopus
Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
Slimy
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
Ducks
What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
A box of quackers.
Soap
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.
Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Politics
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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