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Joke Topic - 'Politics'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Politics'.

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Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

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