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Joke Topic - 'Politics'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Politics'.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
Dogs
Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
A Mutt
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
A muddle.
Professors
Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Pigs
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
It was Valenswine's Day!
Ghosts
Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
He preferred ghoulash.
Politicians
Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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