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Joke Topic - 'Politics'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Politics'.

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Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?

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