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Joke Topic - 'Politics'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Politics'.

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Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

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