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Joke Topic - 'Politics'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Politics'.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cricket
Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Fat
Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
Florida
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
Matrimony
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
Everything
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Parents
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
One. After that it isn't empty.
Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
A hot-weiler!
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