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Joke Topic - 'Payments' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Payments'.
Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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