Joke Topic - 'Payments' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Payments'.

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

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Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift-wrap a life?

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.

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Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.

How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!