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Joke Topic - 'Payments'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Payments'.
Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
Dentists
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
Cowboys
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Woodworm
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
Doctor: How boring.
Firemen
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Witches
Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
A sandwich.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
A: A Space Invader.
Mushrooms
What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
Fun Gus.
Crab
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
He was caught pinching things.
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