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Joke Topic - 'Pandas' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pandas'.

A giant panda went into a cafe and ordered a cheeseburger. It sat there quietly eating the cheeseburger, then it got up, took out a gun, shot the waiter, and walked outside.
'Did you see that?' exclaimed a customer. 'Why did he do that?' he asked the manager. The manager looked up from the book he was leafing through. 'I'm looking it up in the dictionary,' he replied. 'It says here: 'Panda eats shoots and leaves.'

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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