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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

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