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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.


What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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To a retail store.


Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.

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