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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you

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