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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!

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