Joke Topic - 'Pandas'

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.