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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.


What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.


What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.


Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.


Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?


He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.


How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

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