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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Chefs

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Snowmen

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.

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