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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.


What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.


It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.

The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.


Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard


Cowards rule - If that's OK with you

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