Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Father Christmas
What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
Blondes
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Breakfast
What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Dogs
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
Alligators
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
Golf
Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!