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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.


What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.


Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?


Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.


Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.


How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.


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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

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