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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

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