Joke Topic - 'Pandas'

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.