Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Father Christmas
What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
Animals
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Horses
Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
Fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Eggs
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Litterbugs
Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
Blondes
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...