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Joke Topic - 'Nothing'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nothing'.


I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

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I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.


Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.


What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?

Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.


Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'


In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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