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Joke Topic - 'Nothing'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nothing'.

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I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Orange

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.

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