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Joke Topic - 'Nothing'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nothing'.

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I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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Workers

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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