Joke Topic - 'Nothing'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nothing'.

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.

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