Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sewers
Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
Florist
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Car
My wife's other car is a broomstick
Orange
Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?
Lose Weight
Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Horses
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
Candles
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.