Joke Topic - 'Nothing'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nothing'.

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

My wife's other car is a broomstick

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.

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