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Joke Topic - 'Nothing'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nothing'.

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I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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