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Joke Topic - 'Nothing'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nothing'.

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I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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Trains

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.

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