Neighbors
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Nothing
If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
Noses
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Nothing
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Noses
When they were handing out noses, you thought they said roses, so you asked for a big red one.
Newspapers
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
Nature
Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
Nature
When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
Newspapers
Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
Nature
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.