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Joke Topic - 'Milk'
Here are 14 jokes on the topic - 'Milk'.
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Did you hear about the cat who drank three bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the wealthy Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
He became a milk sheikh.
Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
There was udder chaos.
Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish and a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name six things that have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yogurt, cream - and three cows!
Pupil: Cheese, yogurt, cream - and three cows!
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
Milk with a kick to it.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
An animal that can milk itself.
Where do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows.
Nervous cows.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
The milkmaid had cold hands.