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Joke Topic - 'Milk'

Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Milk'.


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.

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