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Joke Topic - 'Milk'

Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Milk'.


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

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